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After Sales

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FAQ

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Amazing but true: You too can be the proud owner of a property on the Moon! The ultimate novel gift for yourself or a loved one.

Welcome to the Moon Shop !

The MoonShop is a part of the Lunar Embassy Computer Center.

The MoonShop webserver is soley dedicated to the sale of extraterrestrial properties on the Moon. It therefore only contains information relating to the Moon. For all general information regarding extraterrestrial properties, please check out the brandnew and totally hot

Lunar Embassy Main Webserver

Member of the Netcheck Internet Commerce Bureau.

From there you can get to all the other extraterrestrial property servers that the Lunar Embassy Computer Center is running. You can also

    find out more about the whole story, the legal situation and and and...  
    WIN a free Goodie of your choice by signing the new extraterrestrial guestbook!  
    look at TV Press reports in Quicktime Movie Format  
    check out the latest Newspaper Articles printed about the Lunar Embassy  
    get a "Seal of Approval" for your Website  
    find our banners for linking, check our many homepages others have made for us  
    check out our general FAQ (which is different than the one on this webserver)  
    find our contact addresses and information; read our latest Newsflash!  
    and finally, join the extraterrestrial mailing list.  

Check out our new Picturebook! Click here!

So! With all that out of the way....we warmly welcome you again to the MoonShop! If you are looking for an extraterrestrial property on the Moon, you have come to the right place! This really is the cheapest real estate in the universe!

If this sounds like a joke to you, please read on, because this is no joke. The sale of Lunar property has already been ongoing for many years by the Lunar Embassy, which posesses a legal basis and copyright for the sale of Lunar, Martian and other extraterrestrial property. Thousands of people (including some very famous celebreties), are already proud owners of their Lunar property. (Please see our Main Webserver for more details).

You may have seen a presentation of the Lunar Embassy and an appearance of Mr Dennis Hope on one of your local TV channels recently. This is THE website that represents the Lunar Embassy

AS SEEN ON TV

and you have come to the right place.

WE THE LUNAR EMBASSY, are the only recognized world authority for the sale of Lunar and other Planetary Real Estate (including Mars). Please be advised, that any others are copy cat companies without authority, soliciting your money for unauthorized products.

And...regardless of what you may have heard...it's all true: Here you can really buy a property on the Moon!

OK, this sounds good. Does it cost the Earth?

The price for a one acre parcel is:

Only $19.99

+ $1.51 (Lunar Tax)
+ Shipping and handling of $10.00

(Shipping and handling for up to 5 parcels going to the same address). Believe us, there's enough room for a swimming pool in your private garden...

What do I get for my money?

Apart from the property itself, you receive:

    A Lunar Constitution Bill of Rights  
    A Lunar Deed  
    A Lunar Site Map
(Showing the approximate location of your Property)
 
    A copy of a short story entitled "YOU OWN THE WHAT?" which includes a copy of the declaration of ownership that was filed with the United Nations, as well as the US and Russian governments to ensure that in fact, a legal basis for the ownership of the properties sold here can be claimed.  
    All documents are in English and are printed on 11 inch x 14 inch simulated parchment paper, suitable for framing.  

Guarantee Policy.

Please note that we follow a strict no-argument 30 day moneyback guarantee policy. If you are not completely satisfied with your product, you may return it, and receive a full refund, no questions asked.

If you would like to see a picture of the documents you will receive, then please click here .

How many properties are there?

There are several billion (!) separate pieces of property, all on the side of the Moon facing the Earth. All of these properties are therefore view lots with a prime view onto planet Earth. Please note that, due to heavy demand, we sell one property after the next, and are unfortunately unable to assure you whether your property will have any views on any craters. Considering however, the frequency of craters on the Moon, there's a pretty good chance. So, perhaps you cannot choose the exact location of your property, but, if in one order, you order several properties, they will be next to eachother.

I don't believe it....

Believe it. It's true. If however you are still not convinced we suggest you have a look at our Lunar Frequently Asked Questions List , or contact the Netcheck Internet Commerce Bureau , of which we are a member.

Why on Earth would anyone buy the Moon?

Well, simply put, it is probably the most romantic and original present you could ever give to a loved one. Sharing this gift with a loved one under a full Moon has surely become the favourite pastime of many of our clients, romantics and visionaries from all over the world. Further, whilst the property is only valued at a small amount for now, the investment in the future this represents for your children or grandchildren could be enormous.

OK OK! I'm hooked. I WANT ONE! WHADDOIDO?

Firstly, you can order as many as you like. There are NO limitations. Lunar properties are available to all the people on Earth. It does not matter what country you are in or what your circumstances are. Further, we are sure you have heard one of your friends once say "DON'T TYPE YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER INTO THE INTERNET". Whilst we feel the risk is neglegible, we will not ask you to, unless you so desire.

When you are done looking around this site, which we suggest you do before ordering anything, and you would like to order your Moon Property or goodies, then please

CLICK HERE TO ORDER

or choose "Order Form" from the navigation tool at the top. As you will see from the description below, there's much more to see on this site!

For example, we would also like to let you know that we also sell T-shirts, Hats, NightShirts, MouseMats and other goodies related to your property purchase! As much as the Moon itself, these make great gifts for any occasion (or do you need a reason to buy the Moon for the love of your life?). After all, if you're not wearing the T-Shirt, how will someone know that you own a massive piece of property? Life is not worth living without it.

About the other fun bits on this site!

There is so much more to the Moon Shop than only buying a property on the Moon!

Be sure to check out the new After Sales support section, which will give you a chance to look at your particular piece of Moon property firsthand. Yes, it's true. You can look at it up close. This is because the lunar probe Clementine, has radar mapped the Moon and this information is available on the Internet. Really.

The Whats sold Moon map allows you to have a look at where on the Moon, Lunar Property has already been sold and where sales are continueing.

The Moon Links section is a small collection of the best links relating to the Moon . If its the Moon's history you want, the Moon's statistics down to the density and elliptic orbit offsets, current theory on how the Moon came into being or you want the most aweinspiring Moon pictures NASA has to offer, this is the page that will lead you to them, resources that are not too easy to find on the Internet. Please do not forget that NASA and JPL pictures are copyrighted.

NOTE: You may also find some pictures of Astronauts tresspassing on your property there. The Lunar Embassy has a strict policy of "non interference" that is, not to prosecute or harrass trespassing neutral Astronauts, because on the Moon, it's always nice to get visitors. Should you see one hopping about outside your property, please don't go for the shotgun. Offer the poor guy a cup of tea instead please.

For those of you who are really adventourous, we have just recently launched our LUNAR CITY PROJECT, where yes, you can found your own city on the Moon. But beware..!!! It's a bit more expensive than sixteen dollars!

The Bedroom. Ah! The bedroom. We almost forgot the bedroom! Well, this is what the view out of your bedroom could one day look like.

Finally, please don't forget to look at our Lunar Frequently Asked Questions List . This list covers everything we can think of, as well as everything you thought of.

If there's any problem, you can contact us by clicking here . We do try to personally respond to all e-mails, even if it takes us a while.

Please note that we have plans to move to the Moon soon, but no moving company has yet made us a realistic offer.

We THANK YOU sincerely for your orders and hope that you tell your friends about this wonderful adventure. There's plenty of property for everyone. In the meantime, we look forward to being your neighbors on the Moon one day!

Sincerely Yours,
the Lunar Embassy Staff.

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