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The Lunar Frequently Asked Questions List
Here they are. All the questions we could think of, as well as all the questions you could think of. Click on any question below for an immediate answer or just browse through. PLEASE NOTE that this is a short FAQ pertaining ONLY to Lunar properties. Legal questions and questions that apply to extraterrestrial properties in general are dealt with on the somewhat more exhaustive General FAQ on the
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! If you don't find your answers here or on the Main WebServer, please mail us. We are happy to try to help you with any queries.
Question #1
Does the Moon have its own laws?
Answer
Absolutely. Mr. Hope, whom we call the absolute and final omnipotent ruler of the entire Lunar surface, or, The Head Cheese
, for short, has drafted and introduced a Lunar Constitution and Bill of Rights for the Moon.
Question #2
Can I get to the Moon now? Can I see my property?
Answer
Pan-Am, used to sell tickets to the Moon, for the time that this may become possible for average mortal human beings like you and me. However, since then, unfortunately, Pan Am went out of business, though we are assured this was not because they sold tickets to the Moon. The answer is yes you can go, if you happen to have at least 900 million dollars lying around for your own personal rocket launch. So can you get to the Moon? Yes, but it will cost you! Can you see your property? Well that's easier and can be done with any reasonable little amateur telescope. Remember, from our point of view on Earth, the Moon does not rotate itself, and your property is always on the side that faces us, that means, if you can see the moon lit up, you can see your property.
Question #3
Do you support the manned Mission to Mars?
Answer
We do, with all our hearts. We feel the manned mission to Mars has been long overdue. It is just another step on mans unstoppable journey to the stars. We truly admire NASA and JPL for making spacetravel look so easy today, when in reality, launching a shuttle or planning a trip to Mars can really, never be routine. They are true pioneers and heroes to us. There are always setbacks for such pioneers and we must accept that. But NASA consistently reveals mankind's finest characteristic - the fact that we are at our best, when times are worst.
Question #4
Can I buy one of the Apollo landing sites?
Answer
Unfortunately, certain places on the Moon are not for sale because we firmly believe that they should remain for the good of all Mankind. This includes all the Apollo Landing sites, as well as the crater on the Moon on which water has apparently been found, but not yet confirmed. It would be irresponsible of the Lunar Embassy to sell these historic areas and sole natural resources.
Question #5
Who on earth is this "Head Cheese" guy anyways?
Answer
He is the man of the moment. The Director of the Lunar Embassy, the man who had all the right ideas in all the right moments. And just to prove that he really does exist...here's his picture:
Question #6
Do you believe in the Prime Directive?
Answer
We do. Really. It's more than just a silly rule, but more a philosophy to life. We feel, we all must learn to respect all life, no matter what it looks like or where it came from. Our team has several Star Trek fans, mainly TNG tho, so please don't ask them about what Kirk did in episode 27. Their favorite Trek episodes are The Inner Light (TNG), although the Borg ones as well as All Good Things, rank right up there amongst the top ever, surely. Ah. They don't make them like they used to. Please note, that in honour of Star Trek VIII:"First Contact", the next two Lunar Cities will be named "Tycho-City" and "New-Berlin" as mentioned in the film. Our message is: Live now, because now, will never come again.
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